UPDATE 2 PG2!...THE WAR HAS ENDED...My raccoon story. Thank you to those that offered advice. | |
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mousey..
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Agent 99
User ID: 88694379 07/17/2025 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were just coming for the chicken feed but yes, they can be pests. Usually friendly and polite. If you leave a dead carcass around it will ward off other animals too. They get it. Like Vlad the Impaler. |
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(OP) User ID: 84798339 07/17/2025 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were just coming for the chicken feed but yes, they can be pests. Usually friendly and polite. Quoting: Agent 99 If you leave a dead carcass around it will ward off other animals too. They get it. Like Vlad the Impaler. I thought that as well until they killed a chicken. They started the war, I finished it. Their remains all got left in the woods at the edge of the yard. Needless to say the vultures have been eating well for the last few weeks. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79348705 07/17/2025 06:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were just coming for the chicken feed but yes, they can be pests. Usually friendly and polite. Quoting: Agent 99 If you leave a dead carcass around it will ward off other animals too. They get it. Like Vlad the Impaler. I thought that as well until they killed a chicken. They started the war, I finished it. Their remains all got left in the woods at the edge of the yard. Needless to say the vultures have been eating well for the last few weeks. I’m not implying that you shouldn’t kill the raccoons, but you might have fixed your problem in less time/energy by building a better chicken coop.. Those automated chicken doors are pretty handy and not too expensive. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 87193609 07/17/2025 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were just coming for the chicken feed but yes, they can be pests. Usually friendly and polite. Quoting: Agent 99 If you leave a dead carcass around it will ward off other animals too. They get it. Like Vlad the Impaler. I thought that as well until they killed a chicken. They started the war, I finished it. Their remains all got left in the woods at the edge of the yard. Needless to say the vultures have been eating well for the last few weeks. I’m not implying that you shouldn’t kill the raccoons, but you might have fixed your problem in less time/energy by building a better chicken coop.. Those automated chicken doors are pretty handy and not too expensive. Just like Trump trying to build the wall. |
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User ID: 87893433 07/17/2025 06:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m not implying that you shouldn’t kill the raccoons, but you might have fixed your problem in less time/energy by building a better chicken coop.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79348705 Those automated chicken doors are pretty handy and not too expensive. It's really a chicken farmer story and it's lacking a lot. ICXCNIKA |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 87193609 07/17/2025 06:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m not implying that you shouldn’t kill the raccoons, but you might have fixed your problem in less time/energy by building a better chicken coop.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79348705 Those automated chicken doors are pretty handy and not too expensive. It's really a chicken farmer story and it's lacking a lot. |
BananaFighter
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mousey..
User ID: 87095781 07/17/2025 07:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was giving you shit.. Poor buggers must have trusted ya or your place anyway to get so many.. Like you sprung up on em in a killin frame of mind.. Not a garbage can with food at the bottom.. Release em at the park on the edge of town.. Irony is a practice that cannot be perfected.. mouse.. |
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Assface..Mcfarland
User ID: 89203686 07/17/2025 08:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A few weeks ago I posted about raccoons that had gotten into my chicken coop. I was bewildered that they entered but did not attack the chickens. As many people pointed out, this confusion I had was quickly rectified the following week when that same raccoon killed one of my chickens. This is when I decided that I would go full John Wick on the raccoons. Quoting: BananaFighter I bought another live trap, researched best baits and my plan was set into motion. I discovered that raccoons live in family groups that are made up of between 4-10 animals. Over the next few weeks I set my traps. Every other night I would catch one raccoon in a trap (one good night I caught 2). I would go out with my .25 pellet gun and dispatch of the animal. These raccoons were small. I'd say a few 'teens' and a few "babies" (small enough to follow mama but not big enough to be a threat to my chickens yet). The kind of raccoons that people on Tik-Tok say are cute and cuddly. After 2 weeks I had cleared 6 raccoons. I was pleased and thought I had gotten them all. That is until the next morning when I checked the chickens at 2am (that's my normal wake up time). I saw 1 raccoon baby in the coop eating the feed. Needless to say the rage grew yet again. I reset the traps and was determined to end them all. A few days passed and I had gotten another "pretty" small raccoon but I saw two in the distance. One of which I thought was the mother. It was pretty big and looked exactly like the one that killed my chicken (as much as I can tell from an animal where they all look the same). Doing the math I was at 7 now. I set the traps at the bottom of the yard and after a few days a got a good size raccoon. I was excited now. I figured this was the big mama I was looking for. She was smaller than I had expected but I chalked that up to distance, lighting and the way they scrunch when they walk. Well, I decided to set two last traps last night. I wanted to cover all the bases and catch any straggler babies that may be out there. I figured I'd do this for a week and if nothing bit then I was done. I baited them with a broken egg from the coop and a hand full of marshmallows. This morning I walk out there with my flash light, pellet gun and my 9mm (just in case). I round the corner to the back of the coop and catch a quick glimpse of fur. I'm thinking "okay I got a little one, nice". Nope, this was the mama. A raccoon that took up the entire 2ft long live trap. She was so big she couldn't turn around. I audibly said "holy shit". Then I smiled as I realized I had finally gotten the raccoon that killed my chicken. I lowered the pellet gun and ensured the shot went right down the middle of her head. It goes without saying that I am finally satisfied that my chickens are safe (for now). So, to summarize, 1 raccoon killed 1 chicken. I then eliminated their entire bloodline. Their entire lineage. Every adult, teen and baby met it's maker. 9 raccoons in total. Are you an Israelite? |
JoeBlowme69
User ID: 11495873 07/17/2025 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a "cat door" in the sliding screen door that opens onto my back deck. This allows the cats to come in and out during the summer while keeping the flying insects out of the house. Twice this summer I have discovered raccoons in my kitchen, eating the dry cat food I left out. They observed my cats using the cat door and figured out how to use it. Very clever little creatures. Now I have to be more careful about leaving cat food out. Last Edited by JoeBlowme69 on 07/17/2025 08:32 AM JoeBlowme69 |
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NetRanger
User ID: 80240620 07/17/2025 08:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great story. I hope they leave you along. But, I bet they won't. Here is my story for you to enjoy. Some years ago, I was trapping them, like you, and then putting a bullet in their heads. I stopped trapping them, etc. Too much work. ...and they'd tear up my traps! Every few years I have to do the pound down on the racoons. 3 years ago, I'd had enough. Tearing up the flowers, digging in the garden, killing chickens, dumping over the flower pots, tearing up the soffit on my house, tearing the siding off my house to get to the trash. I had trapped some but it was too slow. I was done. I set up a gravity fed dog feeder and put cat food in it. Its 50 yds from the house. They can't resist that cat food! I have a passive infra-red detector mounted on the front of the feeder to alert me when they're chowing down. I have two yard lights headed toward the feeder so I can see them even when its pitch black out. The neighbors have all thanked me. They didn't know what to do. All the same stuff was happening to them, too. Being a varmint hunter for the last 50 years, I knew what needed to be done. I use either a Savage 93R17 heavy barreled bolt gun with a lighted reticle scope on top (easily effective to 100yds) or an older Remington 510 bolt gun using subsonic rounds (50 yds is about the limit). Mostly I use the 17 because it packs a punch and the blast is sharp but doesn't echo much at night. My nearest neighbors are 400ft through the woods and across the hollow. 2 nights ago, I looked out the front window to see if I could see a racoon on the feeder. Nothing. Then, I realized, 10ft from the window is a racoon hanging upside down on one of the bird feeders. I grabbed my Baretta M92-22 and popped him. So annoying. I will continue this until I get less than one per week and then I'll stop. I don't want to kill them all, I just want them to leave me alone and stop the destructive behaviour. Racoon stats so far: 2022 - 23 2023 - 18 2024 - 0 2025 - 16 Where I live, they are such pests. I am continually stocking the "Buzzard Buffet" with fresh 'coon. I drop them off down one of my shooting lanes on my range that is 100 yards down wind from the house. The racoons fear me but the buzzards, love me. Good luck keeping them thinned out. 100% mRNAless! | "Government is the Anti-Midas. Everything they touch turns to complete crap." -NetRanger(2005) Don't forget what the last administration did to us. Is this present administration a bunch of retards or are they playing a game of chess? Its hard to tell. |
NetRanger
User ID: 80240620 07/17/2025 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not man, corporations. Corporatism is what spoils everything. 100% mRNAless! | "Government is the Anti-Midas. Everything they touch turns to complete crap." -NetRanger(2005) Don't forget what the last administration did to us. Is this present administration a bunch of retards or are they playing a game of chess? Its hard to tell. |
mousey..
User ID: 87185540 07/17/2025 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was a time when we killed what we depended on in return taught generations after ours to be responsible.. But now we don't have the decency of natures provision and the attitude is different even with the knowledge of the prior generation to us.. Why is nature in such a dilemma if we're not being responsible.. I do support hunting to keep them in management to not be a danger to their own with lack of resources.. Irony is a practice that cannot be perfected.. mouse.. |
Assface..Mcfarland
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